MANAGING YOUR FIANCES IS THE TOPIC I WAS CHOSE TO WRITE ABOUT FOR THIS COPY OF THE PAPER. I AM MEMBER OF THE MARNE CORPS JOURNALISM PROGRAM AND WHEN I FIRST HERD I WOULD BE WRITING ABOUT MANAGING FIANCES I WAS UNSURE BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER HAD A FIANCE ONLY GIRLFRIENDS AND SUCH BUT THEN THE EDITOR TOLD ME (LCPL RONALD H. “RONNY” INNSBROOK) THAT IT WAS SUPOSED TO BE ABOUT MONEY OR $$$ AS IT APPEARS ON THE COMPUTER WHICH IS MY FIRST TIME USING; IN JOURNALISM SCHOOL WE HAD TYPEWRITERS. I SAID GOOD BECAUSE I DONT FEEL IT IS MORAL FOR A MAN TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE FIANCE. I DID TRYED TO MAKE AN ARTICEL ABOUT A GUY WITH 2 AND/OR 3 FIANCES. FOR CHRIST SAKE “RONNY” HE SAID WHEN I SHOW HIM THE OLD ARTICEL, WE CANNOT PRINT THIS IS FILTH. JUST WRITE SOME ABOUT MONEY AND HELP FILL A PAGE BETWEEN THE SIENCE SECTION AND THE SPORTS SECTION, OK?
MANAGING YOUR MONEY - BY LCPL RONALD H. "RONNY" INNSBROOK
MANAGING YOUR MONEY IS A VERY SIMPLE TOPIC. BASICALY THERE IS 3 KINDS OF
MONEY, MONEY THAT YOU GET, MONEY YOU KEEP AND MONEY WHICH COMES FROM YOU TO
OTHERS. THE WAY TO GET RICH AND MANAGE YOUR MONEY IS TO MAKE THE FRIST 2 KINDS
BIGGER AND MAKE THE LAST KIND SMALLER. HERE IS HOW MOST OF YOU MARNES,
SAILORS, ARMYS, AIR FORCE GUYS AND COAST GUARDS GET YOUR MONEY WHICH IS THE
GOVERNTMENT GIVES IT TO YOU. THIS IS KNOWN AS A "PAYCHECK" OR ALSO A "SALARY".
THIS IS SOMETHING HTAT YOU GET IN BASIC TRAINING ALL THE WAY UP TO WHEN YOU
ARE RETARED FROM THE CORP. IT GETS BIGGER WHEN YOU ARE GOING UP IN RANK AND
DONG GOOD BUT DANGER!!!!!!@! IT CAN ALSO GET TOOK AWAY FOR SUCH THINGS AS
PUNISMENT AND WHEN YOU HAVE MISCONDUCTS. THE PAGE IS ALMOST UP SO TO BE
CONTIUED NEXT MONTH: MONEY YOU KEEP. tHE MONTH AFTER THAT: MONEY YOU HAVE TO
PAY FORTH TO OTHERS.
LCPL RONALD H. "RONNY" INNSBROOK
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