Scars and Gripes
"We never let the facts get in the way of the news."
Issue One - August 2007
DISCLAIMER: Scars and Gripes is a parody. The newspaper you are familiar
with puts out a first-rate publication. It is full of accurate news, reliable
journalism and quality entertainment features. It is free to deployed troops
and is authorized by the Department of Defense. In contrast, Scars and Gripes
is full of lies, poorly written misinformation masquerading as news articles, nonsense
and attempts at low-brow, juvenile toilet humor. It probably provides comfort
to the enemy, is printed on endangered dolphins and should not be read by anybody
under any circumstances. It is only free to deployed troops because we haven't
figured out how to use the internet well enough to charge them yet.
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